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You have found my web site. This site is here for the sole purpose of entertaining myself and my friends. If things offend you then you should do yourself a favor and not write to me about how much you hate my site. You probably shouldn't come here anyway. If you do like what you see, contact me at evilworldwide@yahoo.com and tell me what you think.
9-15-2009
Cannibal excites and disappoints his employers at the same time!
8-11-2009
This is a lazy update, but an update is and update. Enjoy the tribute to my baby: Lucy's God.
7-7-2009
The newest adventure in the origin of Cannibal is up. He doesn't want to hurt. Just help.
6-2-2009
The next chapter in the origin of Cannibal is finally up. The next stage in life is finding a career. This site is in desperate need of a facelift.
5-12-2009
The site has been getting updated for a year and something has been finally added to the cartoons section. Flash based greeting cards! Woo! Mother's Day may be over, but it's never too late to tell her how you feel. One day I'll bother looking into that whole embedding thing so you can actually send it to people... maybe.
4-28-2009
Based on a true story.
3-31-2009
Angry teenage Cannibal and is father settle their differences like grown adults. With a fight to the death!
3-24-2009
New Cannibal comic! Woo! Oh yeah, I finally added Evil Worldwide to The Webcomic List. The profile for the site can be found here. Please create an account and make up some crap about how sweet this site is. After that, subscribe to Pokey the Penguin. That shit is funny as hell.
3-17-2009
The shirt sold for a dollar. I’m going to roll around naked in it. Next week should be the next Cannibal comic.
3-10-2009
The second part of the origin of Cannibal is long overdue and finally up. It would probably be wise to finish that story up. Also, my final Evil Worldwide shirt is up on eBay. It’s really rare so you should place some absurdly high max bid. Do it for me!
3-3-2009
I'm back. No comics, but I'm going to be selling something rare. The very last original Evil Worldwide shirt in my inventory. I'll be putting it up on eBay next Tuesday so everyone has plenty of time to save up their pennies. It's an XL. That either makes you happy or sad. It should be interesting to see if there is any interest in this.
2-10-2009
I’ll be living off the grid soon so don’t expect anything new for a few weeks. Enjoy.
1-27-2008
Hello. How are you? I'm here to update the site. I finally added another True Wrestling Fan. You can make fun of people without making fun of yourself.
12-30-2008
Fuck Ryan Seacrest! PS- no more updates until next year. I'm so funny!
12-23-2008
It's a Christmas miracle! Headcrusher and Cannible teaming up for the first time ever! Why? I have no idea, but I'm sure they do!
12-16-2008
I was asked to make a cover for the Wonder Man comic, so here it is. I promise to have more evil next time. Really!
12-9-2008
Weak update but one I've been putting off. I changed the image of the Juggalo card to actually resemble the shape of an actual trading card. Now it’s fixed. Yeah!
11-25-2008
Wonder Man and the Bomb part three is now up. Will he save the school? Or will casualties abound? Find out now!
11-18-2008
Part two of Wonder Man and the Bomb. Featuring the first appearance of the bomb!
11-11-2008
We’re going a little of the path for the next few weeks. One of my bosses gave me a script to turn into a comic that was written by his kid. It’s not even about being evil! Kids these days. Rewind your mind to the days of your youth and enjoy Wonder Man and the Bomb.
10-21-2008
I don’t care if Cannibal only has one comic so far. He’s a flagship character damnit! Oh yeah, Happy Halloween.
10-21-2008
Will Headcrusher's favorite holiday end in disaster? Will you be one of the people found near the end? Find out now!
10-14-2008
Part 2 of Headcrusher’s Halloween is now up. If you’ve ever wanted to see a grown man cower in fear, now is your chance.
10-7-2008
In the spirit of the greatest holiday on Earth, this month is totally dedicated to Halloween. There is even going to be an update every week! Headcrusher also shares the same love of the season as I do. If you don’t get the joke at the end, watch this video and then read the comic again.
9-23-2008
I haven't updated lately because I was upset that I didn't make a 9/11 comic. Now I have to wait a whole year! In the meantime, look at my penus monster.
9-9-2008
I've been wanting to add this guy for a while now. This site needs more violence anyway. I proudly introduce to you the first part of the origin story of Cannibal.
9-2-2008
On the comics page there is now an Ect. section. Now you can view things like the fat kid jumping around whenever you please. If you're currently linking the gifs from my site, the url for them has changed. The YouTube video can also be fond on that page now. Any other random stuff I come up with that isn’t a comic can be found there. Next week will feature a new comic staring an all new character!
8-26-2008
Headcrusher is back and babysitting! What better way to spend time with kids than play inappropriate video games with them.
8-19-2008
Just a cosmetic update this week. Go check out the new layout of the Comics page and see for yourself how less ugly it is.
8-12-2008
Fuck!
8-5-2008
Double update today folks. The first one takes a few steps to fully enjoy. First, view this hilarious video. Done? Great! Now, check out these animated .gifs I made from that video. I could watch those all day. Please feel free to steal and use them as much as possible.
Now for the traditional update. After going to so many wrestling shows over the years, I've come to find the same kind of people showing up to them over and over again. Now sounds like the perfect time to make fun of them. I present to you the first entry into the True Wrestling Fans trading card series- The Juggalo.
7-29-2008
Wow. I've been slacking off. This weeks update is the second random comic but stars the same character as the first. I should probably do something about that. The dude doesn't even have a name. Anyway, enjoy. (Sorry Andrew. No Headcrusher this week.)
7-1-2008
I haven’t updated lately because I was busy playing Metal Gear. Metal Gear? That was a joke. If you don’t get it you can fucking die, bitches. Rejoice! The moment has finally arrived. The conclusion to the origin of Headcrusher.
6-10-2008 Father's Day Spectacular!
Headcrusher is back at it again thanking all the fathers out there for everything they've ever done for you. You owe him!
6-3-2008
Another part to the ongoing saga of the origin of Headcrusher. Could the next part be the finale? Will I update it next week?
5-20-2008
Are you ready for the next chapter in the origin of Headcrusher? Well, I'm not. In the meantime enjoy the newest feature: Random Comic
5-11-2008 Mother’s Day Extravaganza!
A special gift for all you mothers out there, given by the spokesman of the site himself, Headcrusher. Enjoy.
5-6-2008
I don't care if it's past midnight. I'm still counting this as a Tuesday update. This weeks update features more effort and dialog than ever before! Seeing is believing!
4-22-2008
No update last week and no update next week. But there's an update this week! It looks like I tried harder too. I might even start putting in real backgrounds soon.
4-8-2008
How does Headcrusher deal with a pitchfork in his back? Probably with some sort of anger.
4-1-2008
My April Fool's joke is not as awesome as all the other sites online today, but this weeks update is a bloody mess. Be glad something new is here.
3-25-2008
Part two of the origin of Headcrusher is now up for the public to see. Click the link here to find out what happens next.
3-18-2008
Holy crap an update! Check out the first part of the origin of Headcrusher. If I keep this up there might be another update soon. Check out the comic here.